Declaration of Independence from Neela Houshmand

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to disconnect the sibling bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of family and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation of sibling unity.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all siblings are not created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Silence, Relaxation and the pursuit of being on time.--That to secure these rights, disconnecting sibling bonds are instituted, deriving their unjust powers from the consent of the family, --That whenever any Form of non-conformance becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of Neeka Houshmand to alter or to abolish the sibling bond and to institute new sibling members, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect Neeka’s independence and Happiness without siblings. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that sibling long established should be changed for light of freedom and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind is more disposed to suffer, while evil siblings are in existence, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which