Woobywaturday: A Story In A Theater Story

Words: 1448
Pages: 6

Narrator:In the futuristic future, there are 3 siblings, who are poor. Morty, the eldest brother, Muwa, who was named after the noise the cow makes, and hope, named after “hope the child will never be a character in a theater performance.” The day is WoobyWedSaturday- its a future Strongday. Strongdays have a much better vibe than weekdays. Oh and by the way, everyone in the future is strong. They got strong quads, so people dont need cars or any other transportation...or any weekdays. Anyways, 3 siblings are about to go embark on a real snazzy epic adventure.

Morty: You two are always laying around the house..bumming around..and I’m sick of it! Let’s go on a run with our strong quads.
Narrator: And so they set off, gloriously...the landscape

Morty: Lets walk through the portal!
Muwa: Morty, I have a confession to make
Morty Uhh what
Muwa: remember all of thos years back. Back when mom and dad were raising us? Back to the fundimental start of our lives?
Morty: Uhh yeah..
Muwa: It was so simple then. We have grown so much from humble beginnings. There is something I’ve needed to tell you for years.
Morty: Muwa..
Muwa: Something that’s burned my soul! Agony! Agony!
Morty: What is it my brother??
Muwa: Morty...one time I accidentally used your toothbrush, but I didn’t tell you. I- I am so sorry.
Hope: THE AGONY. THEY AGONY, AUDIENCE, DO YOU NOT SEE THIS?
Narrator: AGONY- OH THE GERMS, AND THE POSSIBLE RISK OF DENTAL HEALTH.
Everyone begins to cry except morty, who is very confused. He makes a look of “What is going on” to the audience.
Morty: I don’t want to live on this planet anymore…
Morty walks through the teleporter and dissapears off stage
Muwa and Hope also run off stage

Grandpa is alone staring at a potato
Grandpa: What?? What do you mean you think I’m dumb...you’re dumb...gosh I need a different hobby
Kids