I sighed Lovino could be such a butt.

I tightened my fists and felt the tomato I had picked up in my hand. I pulled it up to my mouth to take a bite, but stopped.

I looked at it for a moment, then a wonderful, satisfying idea popped into my head.

I looked over to Lovi who was now diligently working on lunch.

"Lovi~!" I sang.

Lovi looked up from his work with his signature scowl on his face.

"What do you want psycho bitch?" he snapped. Then as an afterthought added "And don't call me Lovi!"

I smiled nice and big then said, "I want you to eat tomato," and threw the tomato at his face.

It hit with a wet splat right in the middle of his face.

I started to giggle uncontrollably.

"I'm... sorry!" I said in between giggles, "but... you were... being... a butt! I just... had to...!"

During my giggle fit Lovi hadn't said anything, which was not Lovi at all.

When I calmed down a bit, I looked over at Lovino. Lovi's face had turned tomato red so the tomato on his face pretty much blended in.

I smiled at him but he just stood there obviously ticked off.

Then he did the unexpected. Saying nothing he wiped off his face and turned back to his work.

I was shocked. This is not how Lovi acts. He should have cussed me to the high heavens but he didn't.

I took a tentative step towards him.

"Lovi, I didn't hurt you or anything right. It was just a joke."

No answer. I got a little closer.

"Lovi I'm sorry if I offended you or something." Still no answer.

I gathered my courage, walked up to him, poked him in the