A large number of teens are experiencing high levels of stress mainly because of high school. Most of their stress comes from attempting to live up to their parent’s expectations on getting good grades and managing their time wisely when having to deal with both schoolwork and extracurricular activities all at once. On a daily basis, the teachers give students excessive amounts of homework that are too much for them to cope with, knowing that they have other classes they need to focus on as well. Some may be involved in extracurricular activities such as clubs, sports, or community service causing them to lose sleep, skip meals, or even lead to serious mental illnesses such as depression and suicidal ideation. The most effective way for these high school students to completely diminish that stress is for them to drop out.
Individuals who drop out of high school will effortlessly get through life easier than those who don’t drop out. They’ll make about a few cents a day just by sitting in front of Walgreens just enough to buy themselves absolutely nothing. They’ll get free luxurious meals from a five-star restaurant known as The Trashcan. If they’re ever thirsty, all they need to do to satisfy their thirst is by hoping for rain, even if that means waiting for another season to pass. Unlike those who didn’t drop out, they will never have to spend their money on gas, changing tires, changing the oil, or getting tickets from the police since the only transportation they’ll have is their feet.
High school dropouts will no doubt have the worst hygiene in the history of hygienes; how great would that be? They’ll no longer have to use toothpaste, shampoo, soap -- none of those useless, unnecessary products! Now they’ll always have a breath of a vulture who just ate a skunk, and they’re body will always smell like a used, wet sock of an athlete that has never heard of a shower. They’ll have everything every human being has ever wished for.
Those students would never have a problem with having a bad night’s rest because they’ll always wake up with extreme body aches. There’s nothing more comfortable than sleeping on a hard, graveled concrete floor that millions of people have stepped on every day with their filthy shoes that may have set foot on a pile of crap on the way to the store. The closest thing to a blanket they’ll have are a bunch of newspapers they found on the side of the road; it really protects them from the cold, chilly nights. For the summer, they