(as if that fooled anyone), and then your head droops… Biology Formally defined as the study of life. Using this definition, we can redefine biology as the study of misery, pain, and hate. What fun! Chemistry The knowledge of how to make something explode. And, even more importantly, how to not make it explode. Clearly, a critical aspect of science. Chocolate The solution to every problem. And, btw, Maria’s favorite solution to all her problems…
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