When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We, the students of the Advanced Placement Literature and Composition Class of 2012-13, hold these truths to be self-evident, that all people are entitled to the rights to privacy, the rights to free expression, and the rights to noncompliance, without consequence for unfavored actions.--That to secure these rights, Teachers are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of those taught, --That whenever any Form of Teaching becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Students to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Order of Education, as to them shall seem most likely to affect their Safety and Happiness and Education. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their duty, to throw off such an Education System, and to provide new Custodians of their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Classes; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Education. The history of the present Big Brother is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these Students.

To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. * He has refused students the right to use of unique utensils and has thereby severely limited our freedom of expression. * He has forced upon the students the mandatory usage of various conformist colloquialisms. * He has mandated, without consent, the dress code of all students, including a mandatory ribbon and blue clothing. * He has unfairly used his power over the grading system to manipulate uncanny students to perform any actions he should choose or desire. * He has violated the natural rights given to all people, including the freedom of speech, right to public jury and has issued cruel and unusual punishment. * He has refused to provide the students with personal BMWs. * He has succeeded in instigating distrust between close groups of students in an attempt at uniformity * He has severely disturbed the peace by creating a sense of paranoia that he himself is unable to control * He has manipulated the Education System for his own personal enjoyment. * He has attempted to overthrow the government of the United States by imposing totalitarian rule. * He is insanely handsome and has used that physical trait to his own personal advantage instead of for the greater good of the AP Literature