Brian Cox
1625 W. Ainsworth Dr.
Anthem, Arizona, 85086
November 16th, 2011

Mr. Willy Wonka
The Wonka Chocolate Factory
123 Wonka Way
Phoenix, AZ, 85018

Dear Mr. Wonka:

All of my life I have been a huge fan of your amazing, mind-blowing candy company. I understand that you must be busy with all that you do at your factory, but I would be satisfied if you would take some time to look over my proposal. I’ve taken the time to go over every little detail, and all you need to do is manufacture this product that I believe will bring in an outstanding amount of money. The candy is wonderful for every human sense. It has a delightful texture, it’s a party for your taste buds, it’s nice on the eyes, creates a magnificent aroma, and it will create sounds that you won’t believe. I am completely certain that if you can a make a deal with me, producing “Crafty Taffy” will be one of the best decisions you will ever make.

Crafty Taffy will be packaged as a gum sized cube in a colorful rapper. This taffy will have all types of berry flavors and even crazy flavors like bacon and even orange chicken! The texture will be exactly like any other taffy and will be easy on the most sensitive of teeth. As soon as the treat is revealed from behind the rapper, a terrific aroma will be unleashed that will almost make you not want to consume the candy for fear that the smell will disappear. As soon as you start chomping on your favorite flavor of Crafty Taffy, the candy will automatically form around your tongue perfectly. This is when the wild stuff happens. With the taffy formed to your tongue, it will take the vibrations of your voice and change it to emit noises that you didn’t think were possible. Customers will be able to choose from various pitches, accents, languages, and even animal noises! Who