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Texts From Bennett

These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, is currently unemployed, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

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8th Aug 2013 | 52 notes

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Guys, my book is #33 on Amazon.com’s Humor Bestsellers’ List. Let’s get it to #1 tonight. I need my fans’ help to get there, so please head over to Amazon now and pre-order a copy. Thanks for all the support!!! -Mac http://bit.ly/xqklo

8th Aug 2013 | 237 notes

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The 25th person to email us a confirmation* of a Texts from Bennett book purchase from Amazon.com wins an official Hustla Da Rabbit t-shirt! Buy from Amazon: http://bit.ly/xqklo Email asklethal@gmail.com with proof of purchase. *Purchase time on your confirmation must be AFTER 10:00PM EST to win.

8th Aug 2013 | 1,182 notes

Bennett wants to be a billionaire!

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Bennett on Star Wars

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