A fact to those who keep calling me anorexic:
“Anorexia is a serious eating disorder. The general method of how to become anorexic starts with an obsession with self image, which is often weight related. Anorexics often have self-esteem issues, or feel powerless in their day-to-day life. Because of these issues, people who suffer from anorexia often look for something else in their lives to control. In many cases, they do this by trying to lose weight. For people who actually want to know how to become anorexic, the desire to control their bodies is simply never enough. Instead of losing a set amount of pounds and then holding their weight steady, they (who are most commonly noted to be teenage girls, but can be any age or sex) will continue to lose more and more weight in an attempt to match an ever-shifting ideal. Some people gradually become anorexic as a result of an initial desire to become thin, however anorexia is never a healthy method to achieve weight loss.”
Yeah im not Anoriexic.
How to Become Anorexic -
1. Chew lots and lots of gum.
2. Suck on ice or chew it multiple times a day.
3. Exercise at least 3hrs a day, everyday, even if you are sick or tired or injured.
4. Brush your teeth 4-5times a day.
5. Drink at least 10 glasses of water everyday.
6. Only eat with your fingers.
7. Don't eat processed foods.
8. Avoid all sugar, carbs, sodium, and fat.
9. Stop buying pads and tampons because you won't need them anymore.
10. Purchase strong conditioners for your hair, as your hair will become dry and brittle.
11. Cut your hair short now, so you won't be so emotional when it all begins to fall out.
12. Buy anti-acids in bulk and never leave home without a stash in your purse.
13. Take up a new hobby now to help ease the impending insomnia.
14. Purchase ankle weights to wear when you visit the doctor.
15. Learn how to effectively "water load".
16. Find comfort in being constipated, bloated, and gassy.
17. Invest in skin lotion designed for extra-extra-extra dry skin and get used to applying it LIBERALLY multiple times a day.
18. Be prepared to look pale and have people ask you if you are feeling okay.
19. Brush up your math skills, especially in the area of addition.
20. Layers, layers, and more layers.
21. Carry an extra blanket in the back seat of your car regardless of the season.
22. Get your nails done professionally or keep them painted at all time to hide your blue nail beds.
23. Start coming up with good excuses for passing out so your friends and family won't worry.
24. Learn to love the taste of Green Tea.
25. Keep a tight schedule, planning every minute of everyday.
26. Collect low calorie recipies.
27. Read cook books for breakfast.
28. Start having conversations with your stomach to help pass the time between crumbs.
29. Look only at barely dressed pictures of skinny women in magazines who have all been "photo shopped".
30. Don't develop an allergy to Splenda, Aspertame, or any other fake sweetner.
31. Become a vegan or vegetarian, just to limit the foods you can eat.
32. Become fond of the taste of warm water.
33. Buy an industrial grade coffee pot.
34. Carry around a water bottle everywhere